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Phoning it in, Part 4

I grumbled for a while, then studied the trees some more. I briefly considered attempting to uproot them and toss them into the couch, but decided against it. In the unlikely event that Creepy was right and the trees were … Continue reading

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Phoning it in, Part 3

“Just – look, don’t say L-E-A-V-E-S again, alright?” Creepy said. “Over.” “This is among the most bizarre and unnecessarily specific phenomena we have ever had in our living room,” I said, stepping towards the trees and eyeing them carefully. They … Continue reading

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Phoning it in, Part 2

This time, I looked away from the television – although I was loath to break eye-contact with whatever-it-was happening in front of it – and looked sceptically at the phone in my hand. “Why are you on the telephone and … Continue reading

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Phoning it in, Part 1

I looked up sceptically at the tree. It wasn’t a fir tree, or a pine tree, or any of the other sorts of trees that one would normally associate with Christmas. It wasn’t even a pear tree, with an amusingly-placed … Continue reading

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