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The Farce of Heaven, Part 14

“It’s no good, mistress,” Kin Tovere said sadly, “I can’t grind lenses fine enough, and we can’t seem to coordinate well enough with your One Power attempts.” Discouraged, the craftsman dropped his fine sandpaper and oilcloth, and Janica released saidar … Continue reading

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The Farce of Heaven, Part 13

Mission Headquarters was in a real state. Or, to be completely fair, it was not in a real state, because it did not, technically, even exist at all. This was a precarious state for a Mission Headquarters to be in, or … Continue reading

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The Farce of Heaven, Part 12

They stood on the impressive but tactically unsound platform and watched the draghkar, raken and animated storm clouds gather in the air over Cairhien. Janica reflected vaguely that making a highly conspicuous shape against the skyline probably hadn’t been a … Continue reading

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The Farce of Heaven, Part 11

“Uh! Uh! Yeah! Yeah! Turbo-fuck! Woo!” Shannon and Asmodean stood in one corner and looked at the Dragon Reborn as he humped the ornately-embroidered couch pillows which, while they were ornately-embroidered, will not be described in any more detail. “You’re … Continue reading

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The Farce of Heaven, Part 10

Puddin Taim sighed happily, stretched, and scratched the back of his neck. He scratched and scratched and scratched, delighting in the sensation, delighting in the fact that nobody was around to stop him from doing it. Nynaeve was off somewhere, … Continue reading

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The Farce of Heaven, Part 9

Sheriam landed near the Tower, and deposited Chucky carelessly on the ground. “What are we doing here, exactly?” he asked, hefting his bagpipes and turning to look once again at the thing that had carried him through the World of … Continue reading

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The Farce of Heaven, Part 8

http://www.bbc.news.co.uk/~breakingnews/Jordan.htm” Org sighed. He hated Squiggle-Brian-Squiggle so much. He always found links and posted them before Org could, and Org so liked to look clever. It was difficult enough to look clever at the best of times, but he needed … Continue reading

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