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Lotus and Çrom didn’t resume at that time, however. Lotus seemed to recognise the distress Çrom was still feeling, even though by now he considered himself to be fairly adept at hiding it. In fact, he reflected sheepishly, if he’d … Continue reading →

The smothering darkness drew back to reveal the Black Lotus sitting by his side, still naked except for the soulwatchers wrapped around her head. Her wild, knotted jumble of hair stuck out from the leather bindings every which way. “Forty-seven … Continue reading →

They didn’t have long to bask in the memory of shags past, or to worry overly much about their potential distant relative status. “I will kill you now,” Lotus said, unwinding herself from Çrom’s body and rising to pad away … Continue reading →

Çrom and Lotus fornicated in near-silence, with what Çrom considered to be acceptable – perhaps even greater-than-average – athleticism on his part. Still, it was clear from the start that he was outmatched and probably destined to be a disappointment. … Continue reading →

“Some might argue that the best response to such a curse, rather than breaking it, would be to spend eternity thwarting the dread Ghåålus and His minions at every opportunity,” Lotus said, rather than getting to the point. “Continue the … Continue reading →

It was getting late – or perhaps by this stage it was early. “Enough of my sad and uninspired story,” Lotus said. “To death. We are not here for my whims, but your needs.” “Alright,” Çrom said. “So, what are … Continue reading →

“Most people who deal in death came to it out of some form of tragedy or another, even if that tragedy is simple absence of distinction,” the Black Lotus said. “I regret to say I am no exception. Indeed, my … Continue reading →

“What would you say is the best way to die?” Lotus asked. “The least pain, the shortest duration, the easiest of memories on your return to life?” “Well,” Çrom said, “I know it’ll sound like an unhelpful answer, but none … Continue reading →