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War and Creepy, Part 10

The Gorbajixi Foreign Legion were very regretful of their mistake. Had they known who they were attempting to enlist, they said, they certainly would have thought twice about the ruse. They gave us complimentary first-class tickets back to Earth, a … Continue reading

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War and Creepy, Part 9

I was offered guest quarters, but was told I would not be paid for the duration of my stay. Only enlisted trainees got paid. The majority of the facilities, I was informed, were safely buried underground. Creepy and I shared … Continue reading

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War and Creepy, Part 8

The small concrete building turned out to be an old bunker sort of thing, and according to the hand- (or perhaps tentacle) written sign in the door, it was serving as a recruiting station for the Gorbajixi Foreign Legion. We … Continue reading

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War and Creepy, Part 7

“I hope you’re pleased with yourself.” Creepy smiled at me apologetically. “Should I be? Sorry, it’s just that I have this ow.” I smiled as Creepy sank gracefully into a foetal position. The planet we’d been unceremoniously dumped upon seemed … Continue reading

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War and Creepy, Part 6

Our host’s name was Ppt, and he was a student of metabiology at the University of Bwolus VII. A notorious faculty in a notorious university in a notorious solar system … perhaps it will help clarify things if I explain … Continue reading

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