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War and Creepy, Part 9

I was offered guest quarters, but was told I would not be paid for the duration of my stay. Only enlisted trainees got paid. The majority of the facilities, I was informed, were safely buried underground. Creepy and I shared … Continue reading

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Murder most foul, Part 2

We hadn’t actually been invited to the party, but we did have an invitation. The sum of our information, therefore, was: When the party was taking place (Saturday, two days from now) Who we were supposedly turning up in the … Continue reading

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