Tag Archives: Colostomy

Fuck you, Finnish bureaucracy. Just fuck you.

Day 78. 132,926 words. Today, as I have done every few months since having my cancer operation, I called the depot to order up a new set of colostomy bags. I shit in one of these per day, one every couple … Continue reading

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What I Did On My Holidays, 2017-2018, Day 7

Day 31. 83,804 words. On Saturday, we went to visit some old friends and neighbours of ours from the Early Days when we all used to live in East Fremantle. They’d retired and moved down south and now had a … Continue reading

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Interlude: Mostly About Poo

Day 59. 161 pages, 58,131 words. I visited the colostomy nurse yesterday, for the first time in four years or so. I had a question about my bags, last week at my clean-bill-o’-health-see-you-next-year-for-probings-and-scans doctor’s consultation, but she couldn’t answer it … Continue reading

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The Monday Mehs.

Day 52. 199 pages, 94,103 words. Yesterday was a pretty damn crappy day. I mean, quite literally. I think I will put the rest of the post in spoilertext just so you have the option of not reading it unless … Continue reading

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Interlude: Customer service

Day 43. 160 pages, 75,287 words. Let’s assume nothing major done this weekend either, although I am chipping away and this will probably be reflected by a big jump early next week. At this rate it looks like I will … Continue reading

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Steve Clark Wigs Out in Fareham

Day 9. 22 pages, 9,794 words. Ahh, weekend. Probably going to be another lazy one, but I will do my best to update the page-and-word-count numbers at least, later on. Here’s a worthy cause. So many of you were amazing … Continue reading

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