Tag Archives: bad movies

Geostorm (a review)

Posted on December 16, 2018 by Hatboy

Note: I will not be spoilertexting this review. If you don’t want to know what happens in this movie, then don’t read this post. I should probably have listened to my man Mr. Bloom about this one, but I had … Continue reading →

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The Predator (a review)

Posted on September 25, 2018 by Hatboy

Day 64. 29 pages, 8,968 words. I went to see this with Mr. dreameling, Mr. Fahrenheit and The Pas a few days ago. I also ate a crocodile hamburger, which was tasty but unrelated to the movie. Well, what can … Continue reading →

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The Big Weekender of Meta Reviews, Part 1: Plot Holes

Posted on August 31, 2018 by Hatboy

Day 38. 99 pages, 44,958 words. My boy Ilya shared this video on Facebook, which I believe is by the same guy who did a cool one about JJ Abrams and Felicity (yes, yes it was). The video’s by the same … Continue reading →

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The Green Lantern (a review)

Posted on August 9, 2018 by Hatboy

Day 16. 35 pages, 15,461 words. Looks like a week of scattered random movie reviews. Ah well, so be it. I ran into this 2011 classic on Netflix, and after all the slamming of it – mostly by star Wade … Continue reading →

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xXx: Something about Xander Cage (a review)

Posted on July 24, 2018 by Hatboy

Mrs. Hatboy and I watched this movie on Netflix the other day, on the basis of “Vin Diesel is usually fun” and “meh, why not this thing?”. These are not, as it happens, load-bearing justifications for watching this movie. xXx: … Continue reading →

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