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The Wheel of Time (an Amazon Prime Video production)

This blog post is proudly brought to you by the Black JeopardyTM category “FID’NA”. As in, I’m fid’na bitch-slap the next mealy-mouthed gatekeeping little cunt who says the words “true fan” or “emotional investment in the books” halfway into the … Continue reading

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Gonzo Blockbusters

Having struggled on numerous occasions to adequately sum up my (what felt like) extremely niche love of huge, colourful, stuff-packed and beautifully pointless movies (I refer you to Valerian and the City of a Bunch of Wossnames, Mortal Engines, Aquaman, … Continue reading

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Wheel of Time casting, questions of ethnicity, and so on

Thanks to my dude Beer Rot for linking this to me. I’m sure Aaron already saw it too, he’s been all over this channel and the Wheel of Time TV remake. Interesting watch. I could already have guessed the sorts of … Continue reading

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The Wheel of Vine

Another little treat from a friend, this time Robert “Beer ‘General Moral Decay (Alcohol)’ Rot” E. This was hilarious. Particularly the Forsaken / Dark One part. But there were some other highlights. Perfect.  

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The Path of Blaggers, Part 19

“We have almost a thousand novices, Mother, but we don’t know how many of them are Darkfriends at any one moment,” Romanda said. “It would be folly to act now, when all is in such great doubt.” Janica sighed, took … Continue reading

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The Path of Blaggers, Part 18

Berelain’s horse, which she had smirkingly named Swallow, panicked a bit when Elyas and his four-legged buddies came out to play, so she dismounted and sent the horse galloping back towards Emond’s Field with a swift smack on the rump. … Continue reading

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The Path of Blaggers, Part 17

Although it felt as though it would never be enough, Vamps finally had to accept that he could not take any more Healing. His arms still hurt where the Aiel had tattooed Union Jacks on them, and his palms still … Continue reading

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The Path of Blaggers, Part 16

The Chosen and their acolytes – nobody felt quite right referring to such clueless wannabes as ‘Dreadlords’, at least not most of them – took a short break from balefiring things when Lanfear and Lan arrived. Lanfear and Lan, Angus … Continue reading

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The Path of Blaggers, Part 15

Luc glared down at the shattered pieces of crystal as if they had personally offended him. “What the fu-” a patch of dirt exploded nearby and he swung to confront the enemy. Vamps swung around too, assuming a hadouken pose … Continue reading

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The Path of Blaggers, Part 14

They met the New Manetheren High Command – Perrin and Berelain Aybara of Emond’s Field and Mayene; Gaul of the Imran sept of the Shaarad Aiel; Rhuarc and Elyas – at the sideline of the largest of the three massive … Continue reading

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