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Journey to the Centre of the Couch, Part 16

If anything was going to explode at this point, I decided, it might as well be me. “You came all this way and got this deep into this mess, and your plan was to see what we would do?” “I … Continue reading

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Journey to the Centre of the Couch, Part 12

“So,” I said, fighting down the increasingly-insistent feeling that I was in way more trouble than I’d initially assumed, “it’s a bomb. An alien bomb.” “Correct,” Agent Wesson replied. “And it’s going to go critical and destroy the world.” “Yes.” … Continue reading

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Journey to the Centre of the Couch, Part 11

We arrived at a clearing. Sort of. It was difficult to explain, but the support beams and springs sort of thinned out and stretched away, without actually doing any such thing, leaving a warped region that wasn’t so much empty … Continue reading

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Journey to the Centre of the Couch, Part 10

It was a singularly strange experience. It was like snorkelling in dark water, diving deep and then turning onto your back to look at the surface. I turned my face up as I climbed – although it was really more … Continue reading

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Journey to the Centre of the Couch, Part 9

And so we stood in front of the couch. I hadn’t taken as long to prepare as Creepy had, for the twofold reason of a) being reasonably sure that nothing was going to happen and I would end up knee-deep … Continue reading

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Journey to the Centre of the Couch, Part 8

Agent Wesson continued to study the couch for a long moment, then seemed to snap out of it. He turned to me. “You’re going in,” I said. “Right?” “Believe me, I’d rather not,” he replied, “but the boffins have instructed … Continue reading

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