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My esteemed friend and Hatstander in good hat-standing, Toon, delighted me this morning by revealing some of the childhood gastronomic favourites of Australia had found their way into the artisanal boutique wankery that is the Mount Lawley foodie scene. Mount … Continue reading
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Tagged artisanal food, hipsters, hipsters everywhere, mount lawley, perth, polony and sauce
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I Had A Dream (US Inauguration Day)
Weirdly, I had a dream last night. It was the night before Biden’s inauguration, and for some reason I was hosting Donald and Melania Trump at our house (or possibly backstage at the inauguration, but it was our house). Maybe … Continue reading
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Tagged dream analysis, politics, president biden, president trump, US politics, weird dreams
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The Seven Creepies in: The Christmas Crossover Caper | Part 15
Now, I felt, we were finally getting somewhere. Although I couldn’t help but feel it was an awfully flimsy premise – and that we were finally getting somewhere awfully late in the day. “Okay,” I said, “a telepathic alien simulation.” … Continue reading
The Seven Creepies in: The Christmas Crossover Caper | Part 14
Doctor Creepy was, indeed, a classic-model Creepy, from the long blonde hair to the disturbing eyes and grin to the overly colourful shirt underneath his white hospital coat. He introduced himself as Doctor Glomulus Cratch. Creepy declared this the coolest … Continue reading
Interlude: Bonus Surreal 2020est Post So Far
Okay so that's just about enough internet for today. Not only are there more Trumpist window- and/or boot-lickers on BoJo's Twitter (WHAT a surprise!) but BoJo's image was badly photoshopped (I tried it, it definitely says "Trump" under there). Just … Continue reading
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Today I’ve Mostly…
…been listening to a song. That doesn’t end. Okay, so long story short, brilliant Australian performer and activist and “your Internet mum” Jordan Raskopolous decided to celebrate #wearitpurpleday by breaking the world record for the longest stint singing The Song That … Continue reading
Actual Hat Post
Because the universe just keeps on having a great sense of humour and nobody appreciates it, today Hatboy’s Hatstand is proud to present a blog post actually about hats for once. And it’s nothing to do with me, but rather … Continue reading
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Tagged etsy, hats, mabel, the actual hatstand, werhag, werhag's wacky hats
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What I Learned When I Attempted An Alternative Lifestyle In “Animal Crossing”
I’m an artsy fartsy litwank creative type (you may have noticed!). When something comes along that claims to support individual expression or freedom of choice, I just have to do something different to everyone else to show I’m a special … Continue reading
Whoops, watch out, The Critic is trying to edit the past
Fuck this, I was supposed to be finishing a story today but I guess this is what’s happening on my computer instead. So this is happening. The Critic (I won’t link to the story but you can find it if … Continue reading
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Tagged boris johnson, coronaposting, covid-19, department of truth, lockdown, politics, revisionist history, UK policy
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The push continues
It’s unfortunate when someone you otherwise agree with turns out to have an opinion you don’t share, but it’s also inevitable. Because people are all different. You can’t realistically expect to align with someone on every point. I disagree with … Continue reading
