Category Archives: Hatboy’s Nuggets of Crispy-Fried Wisdom

Interlude: Post-Trump USA (guest blog by Aaron T. Patriot, featuring Hatboy and Dave Chapelle)

My esteemed associate and friend Aaron raised the following issues and I have been seeing a lot of the same sort of discussions on Twitter. I keep seeing people say that Republicans are now feeling what we felt in 2016. … Continue reading

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Leaving Facebook

Facebook’s got a lot of problems. Facebook’s problems have problems. They’re nothing really that we haven’t known about for years, and mostly they’re fine if you’re not a moron, but I’m not going to sit here and say I’m not … Continue reading

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The Check-In: October 2020 Edition

Who’d’ve thought we’d still be dragging ourselves along as winter closes in on the northern hemisphere and summer, I can only bitterly assume, bathes the southern hemisphere in its warming rays? Haven’t heard from Mr. Holston in a while, and … Continue reading

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I Started This: My Lazy Entrepreneurship

A friend of mine from Inklusiiv was looking for entrepreneurial stories to share as part of their I Started This campaign to encourage young people to pursue their dreams. I, uh, alright. Alright, let’s go. Big boy pants: on. So … Continue reading

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A Tale of Two Survivors

I was interested, in the sort of ghoulish dark-humour way that seems to be the standard way of being interested in things in 2020, in two very different worldviews I’ve seen on display recently. It’s about authoritarianism, and it’s as … Continue reading

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Oræl Rides to War, a musical anniversary spectacular

Today is the 1st of September, 2020. On this day, twenty years ago, my cute Internet girlfriend and I faced the magistrate and became Mr. and Mrs. Hatboy. A day or so later I was deported. Good times. I have … Continue reading

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Darling’s Day

The sky was weeping tears of ash At dawn on Darling’s Day. The stones of Heaven high above Looked down with not a glimpse of love As we walked with heads and voices raised Our hearts gave lie our steely … Continue reading

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Hatboy’s Triangle of Undiagnosed-General-Sadness-Avoidance

Today I thought I’d share a little theory with you. I call it … you already saw the title of the blog post, that’s it, that’s what I call it. Okay, alright. I give you: Hatboy’s Triangle of Undiagnosed-General-Sadness-Avoidance. Ta … Continue reading

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What I Learned When I Attempted An Alternative Lifestyle In “Animal Crossing”

I’m an artsy fartsy litwank creative type (you may have noticed!). When something comes along that claims to support individual expression or freedom of choice, I just have to do something different to everyone else to show I’m a special … Continue reading

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Mer (Attack and Dethrone God)

“Sir … I’m sorry to bother you, but I thought you’d like to know – we did it.” “What?” “We’ve done it, sir. The machine has produced … essentially a perfect sample.” “Really? You’d better show me.” “Of course, sir. … Continue reading

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