Category Archives: Astro Tramp 400

The Final Fall of Man: The 499-Minute Configuration Edition

Posted on April 15, 2021 by Hatboy

In the 39th Century, great men and women of the human race strode among the stars. And the crew of the Astro Tramp 400 were also there. Six untrained civilians. Two seasoned officers and two radically unspaceworthy scientists. One mad … Continue reading →

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The Last Days of Earth … the bell tolls

Posted on March 26, 2021 by Hatboy

Well, it’s been a while since my last update, hasn’t it? Sorry about that. I suppose the four or five main folks who read and comment on the blog have been in constant contact with me anyway, so you know … Continue reading →

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This morning I’ve mostly

Posted on March 2, 2021 by Hatboy

…okay, I’ve mostly been working, but then I stumbled on the Incorrect Quotes Generator during my coffee break and was vastly amused. You can designate up to six characters and put their names in the fields, and the generator spins … Continue reading →

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The Seven Creepies in: The Christmas Crossover Caper | Part 14

Posted on December 21, 2020 by Hatboy

Doctor Creepy was, indeed, a classic-model Creepy, from the long blonde hair to the disturbing eyes and grin to the overly colourful shirt underneath his white hospital coat. He introduced himself as Doctor Glomulus Cratch. Creepy declared this the coolest … Continue reading →

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The Last Alicorn: Live!

Posted on December 17, 2020 by Hatboy

It’s here! And in e-book format, here! That is all. It’s been a long night and a long year. And I still have a Christmas Special to write, and apparently a film critique connecting Zardoz and Jingle All The Way into the … Continue reading →

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The Last Alicorn: cover reveal! (another interlude)

Posted on November 21, 2020 by Hatboy

It’s finally here! The Nella preparing to set down on the dark planet Forbidulon. You heard me. Forbidulon. Don’t “at” me, as the young people say. If you think it looks like a retrowave text meme, that’s not a coincidence. … Continue reading →

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The Last Alicorn (illustration showcase)

Posted on October 27, 2020 by Hatboy

The scanning and messing around is done, and now I’m waiting for Kindle Direct Publishing to process the monstrous 67 MB file I sent them for the illustrated paperback. It hasn’t crashed as of time of posting, so hopefully it’s … Continue reading →

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Tales of the Always Night, a teaser

Posted on October 23, 2020 by Hatboy

I finished editing today, and I have seven illustrations left to draw before I’m ready to go to print with the proof copies. Hopefully it’ll be a fun read. More news as comes to light, and as I promised I … Continue reading →

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Pretty Balls At Rest

Posted on September 9, 2020 by Hatboy

Zeegon climbed the final ramp and stepped out into the light. Already unwrapping his lunch, he ambled along the gentle slope and groaned his way into a sitting position on the warm metal. He looked up at the sky and … Continue reading →

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The Blind Time Traveller

Posted on June 14, 2020 by Hatboy

This will probably be the last of these I post for a bit, I’m aiming to get the book done soon and I want to have a few stories left to make it worth the €5 for the e-book. It … Continue reading →

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