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The Seven Creepies in: The Christmas Crossover Caper | Part 7

“No you’re not,” the slightly-more-normal female Creepy hissed, and before any of us could do anything she’d launched herself across the room at the towering ghoul. There followed a very tense and crowded few seconds, where Mell took the Drake … Continue reading

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Interlude: Bonus Surreal 2020est Post So Far

Okay so that's just about enough internet for today. Not only are there more Trumpist window- and/or boot-lickers on BoJo's Twitter (WHAT a surprise!) but BoJo's image was badly photoshopped (I tried it, it definitely says "Trump" under there). Just … Continue reading

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The Seven Creepies in: The Christmas Crossover Caper | Part 6

This one was also female, although the distinction was even more meaningless than it had been with Mell. She was, effortlessly, the most disturbing Creepy so far – and considering Mister C of 9, that was really saying something. She … Continue reading

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Interlude: Post-Trump USA (guest blog by Aaron T. Patriot, featuring Hatboy and Dave Chapelle)

My esteemed associate and friend Aaron raised the following issues and I have been seeing a lot of the same sort of discussions on Twitter. I keep seeing people say that Republicans are now feeling what we felt in 2016. … Continue reading

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The Seven Creepies in: The Christmas Crossover Caper | Part 5

Mell was not particularly forthcoming about herself, or anything else. I managed to establish almost by accident that ‘Mell’ was short for something but she refused to say what, and that Perky Weather was an asylum, or possibly a prison, … Continue reading

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The Seven Creepies in: The Christmas Crossover Caper | Part 4

Creepy and Mister C of 9 hurried over to the unconscious woman, while Winona and I hung back. This confirmed my suspicion that the Xixian and I were the only ones who had noticed her clothing and recognised what it … Continue reading

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The Seven Creepies in: The Christmas Crossover Caper | Part 3

I walked over to the door where Creepy Junior stood. At least, I thought, this guy might be a bit more forthcoming than his old man and his old man’s apparent Wheel of Time universe counterpart. “Let me guess,” I … Continue reading

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The Seven Creepies in: The Christmas Crossover Caper | Part 2

“Where did he come from?” I asked. “Danged if I know, Hatboy,” Creepy replied with refreshing honesty. “He came crashing out of my bookshelf like Gumby on bath salts. Remember Gumby on bath salts?” “How could I forget?” I said, … Continue reading

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The Seven Creepies in: The Christmas Crossover Caper | Part 1

“Hatboy! Hatboy, wake up!” I groaned and glared blearily at my alarm clock. It was quarter past eight, but that didn’t mean anything. My alarm clock, along with every clock in my room, had stopped at quarter past eight – … Continue reading

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Electocalypse, USA 2020

Subtitle: DisgRace 2020 It’s election day over in the US. Right now I’m watching a fucking amazing movie made by Cody’s Showdy. You need to check it out while we wait for the hammer to fall. This post is purely … Continue reading

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