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The Seven Creepies in: The Christmas Crossover Caper | Part 12

(I finished part two of The Last Days of Earth over the weekend, 97 pages and 45,762 words. Almost 8000 words written over two days, not too shabby.) “Obviously,” I said in an attempt to keep Carla’s evident agitation from infecting … Continue reading

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The Last Alicorn: cover reveal! (another interlude)

It’s finally here! The Nella preparing to set down on the dark planet Forbidulon. You heard me. Forbidulon. Don’t “at” me, as the young people say. If you think it looks like a retrowave text meme, that’s not a coincidence. … Continue reading

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Interlude: How’s the Weather? Reboot!

I’m still very distracted but working on the second part of The Last Days of Earth, very pleased with how it’s going (83 pages, 38,000 words and counting). This means I haven’t had time to add anything to the Christmas Spectacular … Continue reading

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The Seven Creepies in: The Christmas Crossover Caper | Part 11

This was all getting a bit deep and intense, so I served out some more coke and opened a couple of bags of liquorice bullets. “Right,” I said to Carla. “So reality is a figment of our imaginations but since … Continue reading

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The Seven Creepies in: The Christmas Crossover Caper | Part 10

Carla had yelled at us about this last time, I recalled, but had never really explained what she meant. She was pretty excitable when she’d gone more than a few hours without blowing something up. Which, to be honest, was … Continue reading

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The Seven Creepies in: The Christmas Crossover Caper | Part 9

“So what we have here,” Winona once again took on the role of – well, record-keeper, “is a multi-dimensional crossover event that may be related to the two of you, and your adventures in a parasitic sub-universe called … Chris … Continue reading

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The Seven Creepies in: The Christmas Crossover Caper | Part 8

“Hold on,” Creepy stood up, “we settled the whole Christmas thing. And where’s Carl, anyway?” “Who is Carl?” Winona asked. “I thought that was Carl,” Mister C of 9 pointed at Carla. “No no no,” I said. “Carl is an … Continue reading

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Interlude: How We Do It

Australia’s Van Vuuren brothers wrote this ode to Lame Duck Trump that is well worth a listen. Gave me a smile this morning. 9.5 / 10 cunt you’re fired.

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The Seven Creepies in: The Christmas Crossover Caper | Part 7

“No you’re not,” the slightly-more-normal female Creepy hissed, and before any of us could do anything she’d launched herself across the room at the towering ghoul. There followed a very tense and crowded few seconds, where Mell took the Drake … Continue reading

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Interlude: Bonus Surreal 2020est Post So Far

Okay so that's just about enough internet for today. Not only are there more Trumpist window- and/or boot-lickers on BoJo's Twitter (WHAT a surprise!) but BoJo's image was badly photoshopped (I tried it, it definitely says "Trump" under there). Just … Continue reading

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