Random DnD humour

I made a random .gif today. Made me chuckle.

“When your DnD character dies and you roll up a new one and just tack it onto the existing team when they’re in the middle of a campaign and they all just agree to keep you alive until you level up.”

groot (2)

Bonus points for it being exactly the same as your old character so you don’t even need to roll any stats or change his name.

About Hatboy

I’m not often driven to introspection or reflection, but the question does come up sometimes. The big question. So big, there’s just no containing it within the puny boundaries of a single set of punctuationary bookends. Who are these mysterious and unsung heroes of obscurity and shadow? What is their origin story? Do they have a prequel trilogy? What are their secret identities? What are their public identities, for that matter? What are their powers? Their abilities? Their haunted pasts and troubled futures? Their modus operandi? Where do they live anyway, and when? What do they do for a living? Do they really have these fantastical adventures, or is it a dazzlingly intellectual and overwrought metaphor? Or is it perhaps a smug and post-modern sort of metaphor? Is it a plain stupid metaphor, hedged around with thick wads of plausible deniability, a soap bubble of illusory plot dependent upon readers who don’t dare question it for fear of looking foolish? A flight of fancy, having dozed off in front of the television during an episode of something suitably spaceship-oriented? Do they have a quest, a handler, a mission statement, a department-level development objective in five stages? I am Hatboy. https://hatboy.blog/2013/12/17/metalude-who-are-creepy-and-hatboy/
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5 Responses to Random DnD humour

  1. aaronthepatriot says:

    Lol

  2. Damon Holston says:

    Can’t say I get it as I have never played before, but if you enjoy DnD humor you can’t do much better than Order of the Stick comic strip. Forgive me if you have already read it. There is, like, a thousand plus of gjem. Plenty to keep you busy until May.

    • stchucky says:

      Ooh, OotS is great. Haven’t read it in a year or so, is he still making new ones? We even got the paper versions up to “Don’t Split the Party”, not sure if more are on the way. Thanks for reminding me though!

  3. Damon Holston says:

    They are well over a thousand strips now! Almost as prolific as you.

    • stchucky says:

      Aw shucks. I’ll have to get back to reading it!

      Crap, and also writing these darn stories. Will hopefully have some more stuff to post soon.

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