Okay, so I just wanted to say something about the Oulu Rape Macarena.
Never heard of it? Sorry. I was happier before I knew about it too. Long story short, it’s one of those painful attempts to put a public service message to music. You see a lot of “wash your hands rap” these days too.
I’m kind of with the Nazis on this one. The Oulu Rape Macarena is painfully dumb. It was dumb in 2009 when Mississippi tried to use it to deal with teen pregnancy, and it’s dumb in 2020 to deal with rape.
How about – no no, hear me out – how about rapists … go to motherfucking jail?
Finnish rapists can go to motherfucking jail in Finland. Immigrant rapists can go to motherfucking jail in their own countries, after they get sent back there because they committed a crime. And forget about citizenship – I’ve been looking into it and it turns out committing crimes can make you ineligible. And hey, if we’re talking about revoking citizenship for criminals, we can do that to natural-born Finns and naturalised ones. Great!
 I think it’s actually that you go to jail in the country you committed the crime in, regardless of citizenship. But I’m happy for foreign rapists to be sent to some place with far shittier jails, Finland is too nice. In fact, can we make a place with just the most gross jails ever, and send rapists there? You know, or shoot them in the head. It may be easy to mistake me for a hippie because I have long hair and am not actively racist, but I’m really not one. If you think I am, you’re a fucking idiot. None of the actual sentences were long enough in this case. I’m with Mykkänen on this one, and I say that as an immigrant.
It’s true, statistically, that foreigners generally commit more crimes – wherever they are. There are plenty of reasons for this, and what is seen as an increase in crime is actually more often an increase in reports or charges. That means there aren’t more crimes being committed, there are more crimes being found out and punished. And that’s good. Get them all, the bastards. If more of the crimes are committed by foreigners (never mind that an outsider is always easier to accuse and charge than an established member of a community with friends and defenders), then … charge them for the crimes they commit. I’m very glad that seems to have been happening (the charging, not the crimes).
Here’s the problem, though.
If you find out about a “rape crisis” and immediately declare that the borders need to be closed and immigrants need to be banished, you’re not worried about the rapes. You were never worried about the rapes. The clue is in the fact that you’re saying mamut instead of raiskaajat.
And I know, you’re a fucking racist moron, and mamut is easier to say.
How about we lock up all Finnish men? Some Finnish men rape. Better lock them all up. Oh wait, that’s not fair to the ones who aren’t criminals. Welcome to how I feel when I see “Nazi brides” blaming “immigrants” instead of “rapists”.
No, really. That’s what Natsimorsian means.
No. Round up all the vile fucking animals who are committing rape, in Oulu and anywhere else. Round them up, do whatever the fuck you like to them. The natives and the foreigners. I don’t think there is actually a culture of humans on the planet right now that is unaware that fucking someone against their will, or fucking a child, is wrong. If there really are such cultures, we definitely need to make it really clear to members of those cultures that they’re entering a country that, like almost every other human civilisation on the planet, considers it a crime. An interpreter can explain this in about twelve seconds. The interpretive dance is un-fucking-necessary.
But don’t pretend you care about the crime, or the victims, if your immediate go-to is “foreigners out”.
Alright, back to being dead.