Last night, my dear irascible old grandma-in-law, Gunvor “Lillo” Helenius, passed away.

This was not unexpected, as she had cruised past ninety years of age – in the style of one of the last remaining true Finnish-Swedish matriarchs – some time ago, sitting surrounded by her children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren … and had recently fallen ill. Even so, it was an unhappy shock.

Lillo and her siblings have been an institution of my adopted extended Finnish family ever since my arrival here. I never knew there could be so many cousins and second-cousins in the world, but it has always been enormously fun and greatly comforting to be a part of it. That, of course, isn’t going to go away, ever – but with Lillo’s passing, I can’t help but feel as if one of the great foundation stones has vanished.

I expect, however, that the new stones we’ve been laying over the past 10-20 years will be more than strong enough to take on the job.

Lillo never spoke English with me, so for the first few years we communicated mostly through pantomime and raising schnapps glasses to one another in toasts. She didn’t speak much Finnish either, but when I started to learn she was good enough to show willing and meet me halfway. In the final few years, I was even able to stumble through the occasional phrase in Swedish for her.

She was always there. Lillo and her sisters provided most of the catering for my wedding (not to mention providing the overwhelming majority of the guests, one way or another). They provided the goods for my 30th birthday party. The traditional Finnish-Swedish rapu bileet[1] never failed to raise the roof. She enjoyed life, and the stories I’ve heard about her childhood and youth never failed to fascinate me.

[1] I never was quite clear on whether jokirapu are a type of freshwater crayfish, or a crab, or some variety of marron or yabby. Whatever they are, they’re delicious.

Thank you for all the good times, and thank you for bringing this wonderful family into being. You were greatly loved, and greatly respected. Your departure leaves a hole in our lives that will never again be filled – but I don’t think it’s supposed to be. Your presence has been replaced by memories, and those aren’t going anywhere.

About Hatboy

I’m not often driven to introspection or reflection, but the question does come up sometimes. The big question. So big, there’s just no containing it within the puny boundaries of a single set of punctuationary bookends. Who are these mysterious and unsung heroes of obscurity and shadow? What is their origin story? Do they have a prequel trilogy? What are their secret identities? What are their public identities, for that matter? What are their powers? Their abilities? Their haunted pasts and troubled futures? Their modus operandi? Where do they live anyway, and when? What do they do for a living? Do they really have these fantastical adventures, or is it a dazzlingly intellectual and overwrought metaphor? Or is it perhaps a smug and post-modern sort of metaphor? Is it a plain stupid metaphor, hedged around with thick wads of plausible deniability, a soap bubble of illusory plot dependent upon readers who don’t dare question it for fear of looking foolish? A flight of fancy, having dozed off in front of the television during an episode of something suitably spaceship-oriented? Do they have a quest, a handler, a mission statement, a department-level development objective in five stages? I am Hatboy.
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3 Responses to Lillo

  1. JonathanBloom says:

    I sadly got to meet her only a few times throughout the years, but each time was a hoot. First time we met was especially great. I believe it was a birthday of some kind for the girls at their home deep in the woods. She very politely greeted me, smiled, asked a lot as we talked, and just as we were leaving, very courteously asked who I was. I thought it was endearing. Everyone else knew me, so she was nothing short of an excellent host and friend, even when she didn’t have one clue who this bizarro person was coming into her home. My deepest condolences for your loss.

    • stchucky says:

      That right there is Lillo in a nutshell, she had such a subtle sense of humour! “Oh yes, very good, I’m also a fan of the celebratory toast, good times, good health, who are you?”

      She was a ringleader at my wedding when the time came to hurl the bride and groom in the air. “You can’t do it,” my dad said. “We try,” Lillo said. And they goddamn did it. All of my family members remember the huge role she played in that party. What a grand dame.

      Thanks for sharing your encounter. You were one of the lucky ones.

  2. aaronthepatriot says:

    Beautiful. May she rest in peace, and I’m sorry for your loss.

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