Today I’ve mostly…

…been working. Obviously.

The majority of my colleagues are taking off on their summer holidays next week, leaving just me and two other people in the office for a quiet July. We had champagne and snacks to celebrate the good fortune of the holidayers (and probably cheer up those of us staying behind). But I don’t mind. Snacks are snacks, and I’ve had my holiday.

I got a couple of tweets sent off during my coffee breaks too. My lazy marketing, and my ongoing “Trump In Vantaa: A True Trump Story” live tweet thread, are coming along nicely.

It’s a nice way to air grievances about all sorts of things, now I’m really getting into it. I guess this is what Twitter is for.

Can’t wait for our guest of honour to finally arrive.

– Posted from my Huawei mobile phone while sitting in carpark after work.

About Hatboy

I’m not often driven to introspection or reflection, but the question does come up sometimes. The big question. So big, there’s just no containing it within the puny boundaries of a single set of punctuationary bookends. Who are these mysterious and unsung heroes of obscurity and shadow? What is their origin story? Do they have a prequel trilogy? What are their secret identities? What are their public identities, for that matter? What are their powers? Their abilities? Their haunted pasts and troubled futures? Their modus operandi? Where do they live anyway, and when? What do they do for a living? Do they really have these fantastical adventures, or is it a dazzlingly intellectual and overwrought metaphor? Or is it perhaps a smug and post-modern sort of metaphor? Is it a plain stupid metaphor, hedged around with thick wads of plausible deniability, a soap bubble of illusory plot dependent upon readers who don’t dare question it for fear of looking foolish? A flight of fancy, having dozed off in front of the television during an episode of something suitably spaceship-oriented? Do they have a quest, a handler, a mission statement, a department-level development objective in five stages? I am Hatboy.
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