BONUS POST: Birthday Specials

To celebrate Mrs. Hatboy’s birthday on the 18th of February, I’ve started a campaign to allow the first books of my two series – Eejit in sci-fi, Bad Cow in sci-fi / fantasy – to be available for just 99c.

Offer only available for amazon.com buyers, and only for the e-book. Offer lasts until Sunday the 25th of February. Not applicable to paperbacks or other books in series. 99c is an expression of US dollar value and is not a legal guarantee of these books costing less than a dollar. Fine print not read aloud in an amusingly-fast lawyer voice is still considered factual but just isn’t as funny. Mrs. Hatboy’s actual age is not the issue here.

About Hatboy

I’m not often driven to introspection or reflection, but the question does come up sometimes. The big question. So big, there’s just no containing it within the puny boundaries of a single set of punctuationary bookends. Who are these mysterious and unsung heroes of obscurity and shadow? What is their origin story? Do they have a prequel trilogy? What are their secret identities? What are their public identities, for that matter? What are their powers? Their abilities? Their haunted pasts and troubled futures? Their modus operandi? Where do they live anyway, and when? What do they do for a living? Do they really have these fantastical adventures, or is it a dazzlingly intellectual and overwrought metaphor? Or is it perhaps a smug and post-modern sort of metaphor? Is it a plain stupid metaphor, hedged around with thick wads of plausible deniability, a soap bubble of illusory plot dependent upon readers who don’t dare question it for fear of looking foolish? A flight of fancy, having dozed off in front of the television during an episode of something suitably spaceship-oriented? Do they have a quest, a handler, a mission statement, a department-level development objective in five stages? I am Hatboy. https://hatboy.blog/2013/12/17/metalude-who-are-creepy-and-hatboy/
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2 Responses to BONUS POST: Birthday Specials

  1. brknwntr says:

    Your fast read lawyer text last sentence ruined my comment to put here.

  2. aaronthepatriot says:

    Happy birthday, missus! Many returns!

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