Courtesy of Mr. Tommi Salminen

via Book Review – Eejit

“Andrew” has six letters but who’s counting? A very nice book review and much appreciated. I’m about 12% into Mr. Salminen’s first book right now and am enjoying it considerably.

And yes, fair to say books 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8 have more backstory on the history of Earth and the Six Species 😀

About Hatboy

I’m not often driven to introspection or reflection, but the question does come up sometimes. The big question. So big, there’s just no containing it within the puny boundaries of a single set of punctuationary bookends. Who are these mysterious and unsung heroes of obscurity and shadow? What is their origin story? Do they have a prequel trilogy? What are their secret identities? What are their public identities, for that matter? What are their powers? Their abilities? Their haunted pasts and troubled futures? Their modus operandi? Where do they live anyway, and when? What do they do for a living? Do they really have these fantastical adventures, or is it a dazzlingly intellectual and overwrought metaphor? Or is it perhaps a smug and post-modern sort of metaphor? Is it a plain stupid metaphor, hedged around with thick wads of plausible deniability, a soap bubble of illusory plot dependent upon readers who don’t dare question it for fear of looking foolish? A flight of fancy, having dozed off in front of the television during an episode of something suitably spaceship-oriented? Do they have a quest, a handler, a mission statement, a department-level development objective in five stages? I am Hatboy.
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10 Responses to Courtesy of Mr. Tommi Salminen

  1. aaronthepatriot says:

    LOL I can’t even give him “has 5 unique letters” because Andrew still has 6 that way, And Android has 7 letters but why are we even talking about androids? I know androids and ables ain’t in it.

    Still, support is nice!

  2. brknwntr says:

    Yeah, he lost me with androids too. But maybe that will Llm make him feel better when Sally fucks one.

    Good review though.

  3. brknwntr says:

    Also, Fuck typos and typing with one hand after drugs from surgery.

    • aaronthepatriot says:

      Or thinking while still buzzed from last night’s drinking because I keep thinking if I knew a “Tommi” I’d probably call him Tommyknockers. And then extend the joke to chanting “I am the one who knocks!” around him.

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