I’m pleased to announce that Bad Cow is live in all its vampirey, angelly, demonny, elfy, flat-earthy, classic-fantasy-novel-doorstoppy glory. You can get the e-book here for just a buck more than The Final Fall of Man books, which isn’t bad for three times the book.
You can find the paperback here. Sorry this turned out to be more expensive, but again – three times the book, I had to price it the way Amazon told me to price it because they have to print it and make a profit. I minimised my profit in turn (hey, I don’t sell that many paperbacks so it’s better to make it cheaper and maybe sell more), adding only a little to the bare minimum printing and production cost Amazon defined.
Go forth and enjoy!
This brings my modest little bibliography to … I want to say twelve?
There, twelve. As you can see, The two giant Book of Pinian books are up and ready to go, but are awaiting extensive editing. And will probably become four books rather than two. But I guess we’ll see. The duplicates you see there in Proof Review status are my classic limited-edition alternate covers and sneak preview variants that I just left rather than delete or overwrite.
Not bad for three years’ work. Not exactly Sanderson levels of deployment, but fuck that guy and his not having to work a full-time job.
In other literary news, my firstborn Wump has begun work on her own very first novel (not including the compelling illustrated Eyebrow Monster: Scary Monsters 1).
“There was once a little girl who went into a haunted house she was very scared because there was a ghost that [something, scared her?] very much. Her dog [named Toffee?] was also scared [something]…” my Swedish fails me.
I could burst. I can’t wait to slap this up on Amazon right alongside my own works.
Maybe an illustrated version…