Why do letters like "w" and "m" count as 1 character, same as "i"? They're way more complex! Is it the dot? Is there secret info in the dot?

— Edpool (@St_EdPool) December 15, 2015

The best thing about our new washing machine seems to be the instruction manual. Not that it's a great manual, it's just a terrible machine.

— Edpool (@St_EdPool) November 23, 2015

Survive a subterranean oil fire in a Venice sewer coffin, fine. Survive an atomic blast in a fridge and ooh, suddenly you've crossed a line.

— Edpool (@St_EdPool) March 14, 2015

Hodor, Timmy and Groot walk into Bane's bar. The resulting joke surpasses "shaggy dog" to become a social experiment for the attention span.

— Edpool (@St_EdPool) February 20, 2015

When you advise readers "do not store the product upside-down" in your manual, then remember that the "product" is a machine 6 storeys tall.

— Edpool (@St_EdPool) January 15, 2015