Day 71. 229 pages, 114,525 words.
Screw it, here’s my latest marketing attempt. Happy Friday, everyone!
This is a heavily-edited version of a far more benign and helpful piece of marketing I helped write (and for which I did the voice-over) for my beloved employers. I was a little disappointed in the results, because after asking me to make it more interesting they then went on to tone back a lot of the most interesting stuff.
Now, that was actually entirely sane and intelligent of them, don’t get me wrong. The proper ad, which I hope is going to be publically available, is sincere and quite serious.
I just felt the need to tone it forward again for this parody.
And this is why I should be in marketing.