The Witty Retort #13

Day 62. 203 pages, 100,286 words. Post #997.

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93 Responses to The Witty Retort #13

  1. aaronthepatriot says:

    Dude no homo!

  2. brknwntr says:

    Two of those were HILARIOUS! The other a complete miss.

  3. dreameling says:

    From top to bottom: bronze, silver, gold.

  4. I’m ridiculously tempted to draw the kiss pic for your millenniversary right now.

      • Not sure I can resist this four-thumber.

      • aaronthepatriot says:

        As one of the participants whose image would need to be used and doctored (right?) to accomplish this picture, allow me to assert most strongly that I do not give the rights to use or abuse my image in this fashion! This will be image rape! Know in advance what you suggest!

      • stchucky says:

        Cat draws cartoons, she doesn’t shop or alter images. So she could draw a cat and say it was “Aaronthepatriot” and your likeness would be completely untouched.

        I’m pretty sure Aaron’s comments are jokes here, but since sometimes[1] it’s hard to tell if he’s joking or not, I won’t make assumptions.

        [1] And by “sometimes”, I mean “something I have just written in this comment will make him butthurt.”

      • aaronthepatriot says:

        Well Cat already said her humor was dry so I thought I’d be fine not being obviously joking either, tit for tat! I was joking, although drawing a cartoon of me, I’m still going to cry rape because I want to.

        And I am butthurt that you won’t make assumptions, I really like making assumptions! How dare you criticize me indirectly by showing disapproval of making assumptions!

      • stchucky says:

        Damn it, a reverse triple butthurt with pike. That was well executed, sir.

      • dreameling says:

        For the record, “butthurt” is such an appropriate word in the present context. So many levels.

      • aaronthepatriot says:

        Quite so but which of us will end up butthurt, one might ask! Well, I won’t go down without a fight! I–ok, I’ll stop there.

      • stchucky says:

        You said “go down”.

      • Sorry, boys, no photographically accurate depiction of your fine selves entwined in a hot-and-bothered embrace — or, indeed, embroiled in the male g-spot discovery session which I can see developing here — is really possible, because I don’t have proper pics of either of you available.

        Keep tempting me, though. Nom.

      • stchucky says:

        I had my male g-spot surgically removed, so vicariously is the only way I can enjoy it. Have pity on me.

      • aaronthepatriot says:

        OK I was a little excited by the way that was described. Until I saw dreameling’s profile pic again and remembered he’s some Finnish dude. Everyone knows I have a thing for Japanese dudes, no offense to Finns! It’s cold in Finland and you know what happens with cold weather and…small hands…..

      • stchucky says:

        I’ve got to say it gets pretty cold in Japan too…

      • aaronthepatriot says:

        Australian men, then. That accent…always a gidday when that’s going on!

      • I suppose I could add a Japanese guy. Or draw it in manga style, windswept hair and everything!

        (…and so Hatboy’s blog turned into a porn mag.)

      • aaronthepatriot says:

        OK but no tentacles! We have enough of those already…appropriately sized ones in some cases for those of us with youge hands… Youge, I tell you.

      • stchucky says:

        “I bet it feels huge in this hand…”

        – Deadpool

      • stchucky says:

        “I never saw it coming,” said blog owner Hatboy. “Until Good Cat / Bad Cat Protocol drew it. Coming.”

      • aaronthepatriot says:

        LOL well I see dreameling has voted against, but I must admit I’m curious to see it now. As long as I get to say, in the cartoon, “My power level is over 9 thousand!!!!!”

      • stchucky says:

        My power level is over 9,000. BELIEVE ME. Please clap.

      • aaronthepatriot says:

        “My power level is over 9,000. BELIEVE ME. Please clap.”

        Terrible. Low energy. When I tell you my power level your head’ll spin. It’s terrific.

      • dreameling says:

        Oh please, god, no manga. Not even manga porn.

  5. brknwntr says:

    I’m not certain he can claim legitimate butthurt. He is generally to busy making an ASSumption about himself.

    • aaronthepatriot says:

      Dude are you talkin to me? Are you talkin to me??? There’s nobody else here so you must be talkin to me….

  6. brknwntr says:

    Verily not good sir. For

  7. brknwntr says:

    Well, that comment could have gone better, stupid big fat fingers and tiny keys.

  8. brknwntr says:

    I had merely meant to remark about the irony of someone getting upset at the suggestion of a mildly homoerotic art project, when they make a regular habit of showing their ass to everyone. I had hoped to be more clever about it, but sadly both technology and my lack of skills have let me down. I lay down my shield of monitor, and my sword of keyboard and retire from the field of battle. The day is yours.

  9. I don’t know if any of you are following up on this post anymore, but this seemed like a better place to put this disaster than the actual 1,000th post.

    Disclaimer: any actual resemblance to real people or events is entirely coincidental. 😉

  10. aaronthepatriot says:

    “However, I must say that looking at your avatar with this better screen now, I realise that your avatar too shows a stubble of sorts? Too bad I missed it while drawing, because stubble might actually trump beard. (Yes, of course I referenced only the avatar pics while drawing. It seemed fitting for the Aarling purposes.)”

    Hah! Well don’t worry about offending my stubblebeard because I have no idea what you would call it, so you can call it what you want! I say I have a “short beard”, as opposed to senpai over there with his floor-length monstrosity, front and back….

    My facial beard starts at 1/2″ when I shave it down and probably grows to 1″ before it drives me crazy, so you might say it starts at “stubble” and becomes a “beard” before I get sick of it. The neck part is shorter and tapers to the bottom.

    But, in the end, I don’t mind being represented as having an actual beard like in that picture, not “stubble”. I just mind HAVING a full beard, LOL.

    And, I like encouraging people. Sorry, you’ll have to get used to it. Right, Hatboy? How are those books coming along? XD

    • dreameling says:

      Hey, I think she was apologizing to my stubble-beard!

    • “And, I like encouraging people. Sorry, you’ll have to get used to it.”

      Oh, I’m not complaining. But considering that I’m currently fiddling around with a web comic as a result of a series of chat conversations not completely unlike this epic thread here (except you need to replace boy porn and beards with villains and cats in armour), well… let’s just say that you want to be aware that I get carried away easily. 😀

      • aaronthepatriot says:

        “Oh, I’m not complaining. But considering that I’m currently fiddling around with a web comic as a result of a series of chat conversations not completely unlike this epic thread here (except you need to replace boy porn and beards with villains and cats in armour), well… let’s just say that you want to be aware that I get carried away easily. :D”

        As a wise man once said, “I’m still not seeing a problem here” LOL

  11. aaronthepatriot says:

    “Now now, let’s not go throwing the a-word around.

    Just that one? Cuz I have a lot of a-words I like….

  12. I’ll just clarify that I was indeed apologising to dreameling; his beard doesn’t show up properly unless you click the avatar to full size.

    No worries, Aaron, yours is clearly a short beard, not a stubble. 😉

    I’m not surprised about the beard controversy scandal. Men can be very sensitive about their beards. 😉

    • aaronthepatriot says:

      “I’ll just clarify that I was indeed apologising to dreameling; his beard doesn’t show up properly unless you click the avatar to full size.”

      There’s a reason for that…. But Hatboy and I have already covered it! XD

      “No worries, Aaron, yours is clearly a short beard, not a stubble.

      I’m not surprised about the beard controversy scandal. Men can be very sensitive about their beards. ”

      Or lack thereof….

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