Day 62. 203 pages, 100,286 words. Post #997.
Dude no homo!
Two of those were HILARIOUS! The other a complete miss.
Well I was super proud of “of-colour joke”, so as long as that wasn’t the miss I think we can still be friends.
Oh, that was pure gold.
From top to bottom: bronze, silver, gold.
They say jokes have a hint of truth in them, so you stay away from me, dude. Half a world seems not enough right now XD
Cum on, man, where’s the love?
‘Cum on, man, where’s the love?’
“and though I got love for you, I know I can’t trust you
cause my crew is rollin’ Hummers and your crew is rollin’ dusters”
-Coolio, “C U When U Get There”
Because fuck you that’s why!
Dude, I don’t speak Hood English.
Ok ok, basically it means “Hey friend, you’re a lying druglord while I’m just awesomely rich and moral.”
I know, keep it classy, San Diego….
Hold on, you live in San Diego? Do you like know GRRM?
*walks away, muttering*
I’m ridiculously tempted to draw the kiss pic for your millenniversary right now.
Oh man, please.
Not sure I can resist this four-thumber.
As one of the participants whose image would need to be used and doctored (right?) to accomplish this picture, allow me to assert most strongly that I do not give the rights to use or abuse my image in this fashion! This will be image rape! Know in advance what you suggest!
Cat draws cartoons, she doesn’t shop or alter images. So she could draw a cat and say it was “Aaronthepatriot” and your likeness would be completely untouched.
I’m pretty sure Aaron’s comments are jokes here, but since sometimes it’s hard to tell if he’s joking or not, I won’t make assumptions.
 And by “sometimes”, I mean “something I have just written in this comment will make him butthurt.”
Well Cat already said her humor was dry so I thought I’d be fine not being obviously joking either, tit for tat! I was joking, although drawing a cartoon of me, I’m still going to cry rape because I want to.
And I am butthurt that you won’t make assumptions, I really like making assumptions! How dare you criticize me indirectly by showing disapproval of making assumptions!
Damn it, a reverse triple butthurt with pike. That was well executed, sir.
For the record, “butthurt” is such an appropriate word in the present context. So many levels.
Quite so but which of us will end up butthurt, one might ask! Well, I won’t go down without a fight! I–ok, I’ll stop there.
You said “go down”.
Sorry, boys, no photographically accurate depiction of your fine selves entwined in a hot-and-bothered embrace — or, indeed, embroiled in the male g-spot discovery session which I can see developing here — is really possible, because I don’t have proper pics of either of you available.
Keep tempting me, though. Nom.
I had my male g-spot surgically removed, so vicariously is the only way I can enjoy it. Have pity on me.
OK I was a little excited by the way that was described. Until I saw dreameling’s profile pic again and remembered he’s some Finnish dude. Everyone knows I have a thing for Japanese dudes, no offense to Finns! It’s cold in Finland and you know what happens with cold weather and…small hands…..
I’ve got to say it gets pretty cold in Japan too…
Australian men, then. That accent…always a gidday when that’s going on!
I suppose I could add a Japanese guy. Or draw it in manga style, windswept hair and everything!
(…and so Hatboy’s blog turned into a porn mag.)
OK but no tentacles! We have enough of those already…appropriately sized ones in some cases for those of us with youge hands… Youge, I tell you.
“I bet it feels huge in this hand…”
“I never saw it coming,” said blog owner Hatboy. “Until Good Cat / Bad Cat Protocol drew it. Coming.”
LOL well I see dreameling has voted against, but I must admit I’m curious to see it now. As long as I get to say, in the cartoon, “My power level is over 9 thousand!!!!!”
My power level is over 9,000. BELIEVE ME. Please clap.
“My power level is over 9,000. BELIEVE ME. Please clap.”
Terrible. Low energy. When I tell you my power level your head’ll spin. It’s terrific.
Oh please, god, no manga. Not even manga porn.
I’m not certain he can claim legitimate butthurt. He is generally to busy making an ASSumption about himself.
Dude are you talkin to me? Are you talkin to me??? There’s nobody else here so you must be talkin to me….
Verily not good sir. For
Well, that comment could have gone better, stupid big fat fingers and tiny keys.
I had merely meant to remark about the irony of someone getting upset at the suggestion of a mildly homoerotic art project, when they make a regular habit of showing their ass to everyone. I had hoped to be more clever about it, but sadly both technology and my lack of skills have let me down. I lay down my shield of monitor, and my sword of keyboard and retire from the field of battle. The day is yours.
Now that’s a class act.
And I use the word “act” deliberately.
This thread is just blowing my mind. Blowing, I say.
I don’t know if any of you are following up on this post anymore, but this seemed like a better place to put this disaster than the actual 1,000th post.
Disclaimer: any actual resemblance to real people or events is entirely coincidental. 😉
Love it. 🙂
(Yeah, sure, it makes me feel slightly uneasy, but fuck it, this blog has just leveled up so hard.)
(Let’s not encourage me to make it level up any harder.)
(The puns. They keep coming.)
(Totally expecting WordPress to block me now.)
Have a Like instead.
So good. Aarling, as a slashship name, is perfect. It has their names, it rhymes with “darling”, it sounds like a pirate…
Oh, well done, sir, well done.
Glad you picked up on that! 😀
To be fair, though, shouldn’t we have competing ships for people to fight over? Chuckron, Chuckling, Aarrkn, Brknchcky? (Yeah, I know, none of those ring like “Aarling”.)
Chuckling Chuckron. That’s a kind of meta-ship maybe?
Holy shit! I look so badass! You can draw me kissing dreameling anytime you want, if you draw me like that!
Hilarious mental image of you showing this picture to people.
“What’s that bit under your hand there?”
LOL and “why are you tilting your head to the side like that??” Luckily on that score I have my neck issues, so people are used to me doing that. They might wonder why an artist would depict me that way, but….
Come to think of it, how come you look more butch? The hell?
Partially it’s the viewpoint/angle of the bodies, but I probably could have added more muscle to the shoulder. Sorry about that.
Partially, though, it’s probably the beard/no-beard. Beards are more butch than smooth chins.
Indeed. And I got a beard in real life!
Hence the disclaimer! Any resemblance… completely accidental. 😉
I can always draw more versions though. Butch beard and superhero shoulders and everything.
Let’s not feed my ego any more. 🙂
You’re just scared I’m going to draw something more explicit, aren’t you? 😀
However, I must say that looking at your avatar with this better screen now, I realise that your avatar too shows a stubble of sorts? Too bad I missed it while drawing, because stubble might actually trump beard. (Yes, of course I referenced only the avatar pics while drawing. It seemed fitting for the Aarling purposes.)
(Now I’m scared that I might have offended your beard. To be fair, I didn’t click to enlarge the avatar pics to full size.)
You really shouldn’t be encouraging me… but thanks! 😀
“However, I must say that looking at your avatar with this better screen now, I realise that your avatar too shows a stubble of sorts? Too bad I missed it while drawing, because stubble might actually trump beard. (Yes, of course I referenced only the avatar pics while drawing. It seemed fitting for the Aarling purposes.)”
Hah! Well don’t worry about offending my stubblebeard because I have no idea what you would call it, so you can call it what you want! I say I have a “short beard”, as opposed to senpai over there with his floor-length monstrosity, front and back….
My facial beard starts at 1/2″ when I shave it down and probably grows to 1″ before it drives me crazy, so you might say it starts at “stubble” and becomes a “beard” before I get sick of it. The neck part is shorter and tapers to the bottom.
But, in the end, I don’t mind being represented as having an actual beard like in that picture, not “stubble”. I just mind HAVING a full beard, LOL.
And, I like encouraging people. Sorry, you’ll have to get used to it. Right, Hatboy? How are those books coming along? XD
Hey, I think she was apologizing to my stubble-beard!
“Come to think of it, how come you look more butch? The hell?”
Dude I’m totally more jacked than you. It is known, Khaleesi.
“Hey, I think she was apologizing to my stubble-beard!”
Really? I mean, I don’t want to put words in her mouth, but she did say “looking at your avatar” and I don’t see anything beard- or stubble-like in YOUR avatar….
Oh, the volumes of beardly disrespect!
Dude, click my bloody avatar!
Dude you just forgot to shave for a day, right? Tell me that’s what’s going on there!
I… I… My beard is fucking artistic, man!
(Also, since that old time, I’ve usually gone to the barber’s to get mine trimmed in shape.)
ITYM “autistic”, not “artistic”….
*sigh* Why do I even come here?
I blame the magnet.
“*sigh* Why do I even come here?”
For our rapist wit, obviously! Or just for the abuse, say it ain’t the case, man. You love it.
Now now, let’s not go throwing the a-word around.
This just turned into a nuclear flurry of beard-mockery at really unexpected speed.
A first for me. You guys just popped my cherry.
“This just turned into a nuclear flurry of beard-mockery at really unexpected speed.”
I blame the alleged beard, sir.
How can you blame something so tiny and harmless? Shame on you.
“How can you blame something so tiny and harmless? Shame on you.”
You know, there was a time when they thought Hitler’s penis was “tiny and harmless”….
Seriously, it’s like a balding tribble. I know the Klingons hated them but you, sir, are no Klingon.
There, I linked it to Star Trek.
You linked it to Star Trek, but I linked it to Hitler’s micropenis….
Looks like you got a very powerful magnet stuck in your throat during some weird Science Class sex game, then went for a stroll through an iron-filings-rich environment.
This also explains the adorable bed-hair and cute dimply smirk.
Now that’s a save.
“And, I like encouraging people. Sorry, you’ll have to get used to it.”
Oh, I’m not complaining. But considering that I’m currently fiddling around with a web comic as a result of a series of chat conversations not completely unlike this epic thread here (except you need to replace boy porn and beards with villains and cats in armour), well… let’s just say that you want to be aware that I get carried away easily. 😀
“Oh, I’m not complaining. But considering that I’m currently fiddling around with a web comic as a result of a series of chat conversations not completely unlike this epic thread here (except you need to replace boy porn and beards with villains and cats in armour), well… let’s just say that you want to be aware that I get carried away easily. :D”
As a wise man once said, “I’m still not seeing a problem here” LOL
“Now now, let’s not go throwing the a-word around.
Just that one? Cuz I have a lot of a-words I like….
The rest are fine.
I’ll just clarify that I was indeed apologising to dreameling; his beard doesn’t show up properly unless you click the avatar to full size.
No worries, Aaron, yours is clearly a short beard, not a stubble. 😉
I’m not surprised about the beard controversy scandal. Men can be very sensitive about their beards. 😉
“I’ll just clarify that I was indeed apologising to dreameling; his beard doesn’t show up properly unless you click the avatar to full size.”
There’s a reason for that…. But Hatboy and I have already covered it! XD
“No worries, Aaron, yours is clearly a short beard, not a stubble.
I’m not surprised about the beard controversy scandal. Men can be very sensitive about their beards. ”
Or lack thereof….
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