[ITERATION ALPHA] The Burning Blog

Posted on November 13, 2015 by Hatboy

Day 29. 102 pages, 44,690 words.

Truly is it said that I am as a God on this blog. But I know, even now, that you do not believe it. And why? Do I not sit here, working tirelessly to create intricate and beautiful worlds for you to enjoy, asking nothing – nothing, not even your belief – in return? Have I not shown you wonders, forgiveness, patience and understanding? Have I not given you joy? Are you not entertained?

And yet, here you sit – two of you in particular, two of My darkest sinners, who would be two of My greatest allies – you sit and bask in the splendour of My creation and you squabble, ceaselessly, about which of you is the more open-minded in his unbelief.

Oh, see what you have wrought.

By the time God sent the burning bush to Moses, it was already too late. The reckoning was coming.

And so it is with this world, this world that I have made and that you have so senselessly squandered. I have given you free will, and this has been your choice. Not once did you look to the Words of My Hatstand:

Think twice, talk once. Actually, think three times and STFU.

And so with this, your final repudiation of My benevolence and goodwill, you doom this very world. And so it is, on Christmas Day, 2015, your dreadful will shall come to pass. And this world shall cease to be.

I tell you this not because I am angered, nor because I am disappointed.

I am … inspired.

To understand the end, you must return to the beginning.

About Hatboy

I’m not often driven to introspection or reflection, but the question does come up sometimes. The big question. So big, there’s just no containing it within the puny boundaries of a single set of punctuationary bookends. Who are these mysterious and unsung heroes of obscurity and shadow? What is their origin story? Do they have a prequel trilogy? What are their secret identities? What are their public identities, for that matter? What are their powers? Their abilities? Their haunted pasts and troubled futures? Their modus operandi? Where do they live anyway, and when? What do they do for a living? Do they really have these fantastical adventures, or is it a dazzlingly intellectual and overwrought metaphor? Or is it perhaps a smug and post-modern sort of metaphor? Is it a plain stupid metaphor, hedged around with thick wads of plausible deniability, a soap bubble of illusory plot dependent upon readers who don’t dare question it for fear of looking foolish? A flight of fancy, having dozed off in front of the television during an episode of something suitably spaceship-oriented? Do they have a quest, a handler, a mission statement, a department-level development objective in five stages? I am Hatboy. https://hatboy.blog/2013/12/17/metalude-who-are-creepy-and-hatboy/
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7 Responses to [ITERATION ALPHA] The Burning Blog

  1. dreameling says:
    November 13, 2015 at 5:21 am

    Gave me the goose bumps, this did.

    If only I could be sure to whom this was really addressed.

    Btw., I went to 15 April 2005, and all I found was the First Post, posted on a Friday. Christmas Day 2015 also seems to be a Friday. What a coincidence!

    Reply
  2. thelinza says:
    November 15, 2015 at 1:29 am

    The Hell just happened? Oh wait. Safe at home with scotch and blankets and no fucks to give. Carry on with your password protection.

    Reply

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