Almost done with 2014

“The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2014 annual report for this blog.”

Yes, I’m being lazy and letting my Big Two (Aaronthepatriot and dreameling) get a little of the credit they deserve for this, the 599th post on the blog.

WordPress auto-generated this and it gave me a bit of a laugh.

“The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 16,000 times in 2014. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 6 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.”

Yeah, except most of them were me, and my Big Two. So that’s three seats, and I assume I would be on the stage so that’s two seats. And I couldn’t ask them to pay.

Click here to see the complete report.

Well worth it.

See you in 2015! Hoverboards and self-tying shoelaces, here we come!

About Hatboy

I’m not often driven to introspection or reflection, but the question does come up sometimes. The big question. So big, there’s just no containing it within the puny boundaries of a single set of punctuationary bookends. Who are these mysterious and unsung heroes of obscurity and shadow? What is their origin story? Do they have a prequel trilogy? What are their secret identities? What are their public identities, for that matter? What are their powers? Their abilities? Their haunted pasts and troubled futures? Their modus operandi? Where do they live anyway, and when? What do they do for a living? Do they really have these fantastical adventures, or is it a dazzlingly intellectual and overwrought metaphor? Or is it perhaps a smug and post-modern sort of metaphor? Is it a plain stupid metaphor, hedged around with thick wads of plausible deniability, a soap bubble of illusory plot dependent upon readers who don’t dare question it for fear of looking foolish? A flight of fancy, having dozed off in front of the television during an episode of something suitably spaceship-oriented? Do they have a quest, a handler, a mission statement, a department-level development objective in five stages? I am Hatboy. https://hatboy.blog/2013/12/17/metalude-who-are-creepy-and-hatboy/
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2 Responses to Almost done with 2014

  1. thelinza says:

    Surprise! I VPN and viewed your blog from Mongolia!

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