The 500th Post

I threw this one open to the great unwashed masses of Facebook and assorted other areas of the great wide web, and the response was about as expected.

I couldn’t decide which of the alternative topics to go with, so I decided to use them all. In a “current events” context that, I must add, has no connection with actual current events or issues.

So here it is.

How: The Story of Why

Click on the image for the video, or just click here.

And that about does it for Lucky 500.

Not a single fuck.

True story.

About Hatboy

I’m not often driven to introspection or reflection, but the question does come up sometimes. The big question. So big, there’s just no containing it within the puny boundaries of a single set of punctuationary bookends. Who are these mysterious and unsung heroes of obscurity and shadow? What is their origin story? Do they have a prequel trilogy? What are their secret identities? What are their public identities, for that matter? What are their powers? Their abilities? Their haunted pasts and troubled futures? Their modus operandi? Where do they live anyway, and when? What do they do for a living? Do they really have these fantastical adventures, or is it a dazzlingly intellectual and overwrought metaphor? Or is it perhaps a smug and post-modern sort of metaphor? Is it a plain stupid metaphor, hedged around with thick wads of plausible deniability, a soap bubble of illusory plot dependent upon readers who don’t dare question it for fear of looking foolish? A flight of fancy, having dozed off in front of the television during an episode of something suitably spaceship-oriented? Do they have a quest, a handler, a mission statement, a department-level development objective in five stages? I am Hatboy.
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3 Responses to The 500th Post

  1. dreameling says:

    Congrats on #500! And what a perplexingly random and contextless captioned song.

    • dreameling says:

      But, weirdly, I found myself in complete agreement.

      • stchucky says:

        I know, I totally just threw down random lyrics based on the requests from Facebook – Wasteland Panda, beards, cockroach ostomies, saying “butthurt” to a man with no butt (actually it was meant to be “pain in the butt”, but this fit better) – and this was the result. Seems to have some other hidden meaning, but it’s really an illusion.

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