Oh, that moment when you flail at your keyboard with absolutely no control over a story at all, until finally it all falls into place and starts behaving itself in a narrative-logical manner. I just got that, in a major way, for my latest Creepy and Hatboy adventure.

Also, I figured out how I’m going to top last year’s Christmas story. Already. In February. Now I just have to figure out the logistics, and make it happen. Oh, and write the story, of course.

Look down.

No no, not now, not literally.

Just remember that I said it.

Oh babyNot you guys. You guys are smart. I mean those other guys.

BRB, off to see Lego movie.

About Hatboy

I’m not often driven to introspection or reflection, but the question does come up sometimes. The big question. So big, there’s just no containing it within the puny boundaries of a single set of punctuationary bookends. Who are these mysterious and unsung heroes of obscurity and shadow? What is their origin story? Do they have a prequel trilogy? What are their secret identities? What are their public identities, for that matter? What are their powers? Their abilities? Their haunted pasts and troubled futures? Their modus operandi? Where do they live anyway, and when? What do they do for a living? Do they really have these fantastical adventures, or is it a dazzlingly intellectual and overwrought metaphor? Or is it perhaps a smug and post-modern sort of metaphor? Is it a plain stupid metaphor, hedged around with thick wads of plausible deniability, a soap bubble of illusory plot dependent upon readers who don’t dare question it for fear of looking foolish? A flight of fancy, having dozed off in front of the television during an episode of something suitably spaceship-oriented? Do they have a quest, a handler, a mission statement, a department-level development objective in five stages? I am Hatboy.
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2 Responses to YES

  1. dreameling says:

    I don’t even remember this part. What was he even talking about here? How is this even related to the end of the blog? I mean, okay, it’s something to do with the Christmas specials, right?
    Original text:

    You better deliver, man! Do not toy with our expectations!

    Oh, wait…

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