Well, this weekend was just all manner of fun. If there’s one thing more exciting than a stomach bug while you’re sporting a colostomy bag, it’s that same stomach bug also afflicting your three-year-old daughter.
I think Mrs. Hatboy also had it, but she’s wall-to-wall throwing up and digestion-related side-effects from the pregnancy and medication anyway, so she didn’t even notice it. A stomach bug would have to work pretty hard to get her attention, with Toop doing her magic mojo in there already.
Hard not to notice, though, when your firstborn comes in on Saturday morning and hurls just-eaten blueberry porridge all over the bed in front of you.
I was beginning to feel a bit under it myself by the afternoon, while I was changing the sheets, but I figured it wasn’t going to be bad because I wasn’t having chemo-burps (did I mention my new post-cancer superpower? I can tell within 12 hours that I’m going to get the runs, because my burps change flavour). Turns out I was right, just some mild nausea, mild squirts, light fever and a bit of aching – although that might have just been the shovelling I finally got to do in the yard on Saturday morning. Snow at last!
Little Miss Hatboy was doing better too, and came out to play in the snow with me (I don’t kid myself that shovelling is work, at least not when it’s -5°C and the snow’s fluffy). The poor little dear did complain of having a crab in her belly, pinching her, but all in all she had a reasonably chipper day, and after a satisfying visit to the potty she declared the crab had moved on. Apparently to me, but oh well.
We thought she was alright – only to get her asleep in between us at about 11:30pm on Saturday night, at which point she experienced an explosive vertical vomicough, spraying us and our pillows with lunch and dinner and then having a hysteria attack upon waking up with a mouthful of puke.
Got her showered, clothed, calmed down, the sheets changed, and my vomitty hair wet-wiped to a semblance of un-stinkiness by about 12:30, at which point my own stomach was very much in rebellion against the whole fascist “digestion” hegemony as well.
Little Miss Hatboy was well and fine by Sunday (my brother’s birthday, holy shit he’s 46 years old), and aside from a few aches and pains and my usual short temper and a couple of hours on the couch, I was okay too. An uninterrupted night’s sleep last night did wonders, as well as a bit more playing in the snow.
I’m just gonna skip over the shit and vomit and say that that’s a beautiful shot. Nice composition, nicely muted colors, stylish bokeh, wonderful texture detail in the bark and dress.
Yeah, I should post some more of them, they were done by a professional friend of ours, he’s done family snaps for us each year since Little Miss Hatboy was born: http://www.roborthen.com/valokuvaaja/
Highly recommended.
Too talented, too handsome, by far. Hate him. (Don’t tell me he designed that wonderfully minimalist and usable website of his as well.)
And sorry to hear about Mrs. Hatboy. You guys area really sharing the fun over there.
He is a handsome, handsome man. Too easy to like, too. Very suspicious.
He’s so ridiculously talented that I’ve been eyeing him for a cinematographers gig for yonks.
You could do worse, sir. You could indeed.
Editor’s note: Turns out I spoke too soon, Mrs. Hatboy is now down.
So sorry to hear about all this vomit, and the poor little Miss Hatboy! And Mrs. Hatboy of course. And disregard my query in email, I just read this blog now (obviously).
You just got your first snow? I must tell the missus, as we’ve had several so far and are quite miserable. Maybe she’ll agree to move after all. But, she refuses to learn a new language! Hmm.
Yeah, nasty stomach bug, Little Miss has remained very chipper and happy although her appetite’s never been huge to begin with, both Little Miss and I are all better now and Mrs. is recovering.
It’s ridiculous. I got a chance to shovel once, ski for about twenty minutes, and now it’s practically raining. As I said on Facebook recently, “Scotch mist in February? Come on, Finland. America’s laughing at us behind their polar vortex.”