A is for Atheist

A is for Atheist, foaming with fervour

B’s for the Bigots who shit in our servers

C is for Christians, forgetting Christ’s teachings

D is for Douchecanoes’ will-to-live leeching

E’s for Elitists with a case of the Mondays

F is for First world problems and Fundies

G is for Gamers, PC / console beraters

H is for Homophobes, Hipsters and Haters

I is for Ignorance the Internet needs

J’s for the Jingo that ignorance feeds

K is for Kittens, so adorably cute

L is for Laziness (kittens were an excuse)

M is for “Morans” who can’t get a brain

N’s Negativity displayed like a stain

O’s for Over-entitled self-righteous arsehats

P is for Porn, degradation we laugh at

Q is a Quote from one who never said it

R is for Racism, Rape jokes and Reddit

S is for Sexists, hand in hand with the Stupid

T is for Trollbait’s irresistible cupid

U is for URLs no one should click

V is for Vitriol-drunk uninformed pricks

W’s for Whiny poems passing the blame

X is for Xenophobes’ fake usernames

Y is for YouTube comments and YOLOtude

and Z is ZOMFGSTFU.

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2 Responses to A is for Atheist

  1. dreameling says:

    Writing an alphabet book for Little Miss Hatboy? (Don’t forget the pictures!)

    Any particular combination recently endear itself to you?

    • stchucky says:

      Writing an alphabet book for Little Miss Hatboy? (Don’t forget the pictures!)

      Absolutely!

      Any particular combination recently endear itself to you?

      No, but I loved, loved, loved these videos:

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